I am a ladybug. Small. Round. Red. With black dots. I pee on those whose hands I stand on.
Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.– Robert Brault (via pal0manegra)
Getting my nipps pierced. Wassssup bitches!
Anyone who makes my family turn against each other is dead on my list. I will hate you for more than a minute.
Okay. I'll stop bitching about smoking. Cause It...
Bad habits to quit: •drinking •eating unhealthy (fast food) •taking naps with contacts on
I promised my boyfriend that I’d quit smoking. I did. But fuck I’m dying for a cigarette!
I miss my boyfriend and our home. I miss our restroom. I miss our shower. I miss shower sex. I miss having sex every night. I miss sex.
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
Omfg! Reminds me of that time when my bf and I bought ONE condoms and one of ‘em was a GLOWINTHEDARKCONDOM!!! Osnehebau! Lovely memory.
Urghh. Someone please speed time up to where I have a stable job and live on my own.
It's a cigaret kind of morning.. Omfg I'm going to...
I finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I wish I had read that book when I was in high school. Ugh. I’m going to pass it down to my little brother.
I need my own fucking key to that place! Fuck!
cyber-gif: I would like to thank everyone on tumblr for ignoring me
Quitting smoking is when you’re in a relationship and all the hottie come up to you and you’re like, “Ughh, where were you before my average lover?!” Three people have offered me their PACKS of cigars. I hate that I quit smoking, but I guess it good.
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