April 2013
10 posts
I am a ladybug.
Small.
Round.
Red.
With black dots.
I pee on those whose hands I stand on.
“Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.”
– Robert Brault (via pal0manegra)
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Getting my nipps pierced. Wassssup bitches!
Anyone who makes my family turn against each other is dead on my list. I will hate you for more than a minute.
March 2013
28 posts
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Okay. I'll stop bitching about smoking. Cause It...
Bad habits to quit:
•drinking
•eating unhealthy (fast food)
•taking naps with contacts on
I promised my boyfriend that I’d quit smoking. I did. But fuck I’m dying for a cigarette!
I miss my boyfriend
and our home.
I miss our restroom.
I miss our shower.
I miss shower sex.
I miss having sex
every night.
I miss sex.
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
Omfg! Reminds me of that time when my bf and I bought ONE condoms and one of ‘em was a GLOWINTHEDARKCONDOM!!! Osnehebau! Lovely memory.
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Urghh. Someone please speed time up to where I have a stable job and live on my own.
It's a cigaret kind of morning.. Omfg I'm going to...
I finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I wish I had read that book when I was in high school. Ugh. I’m going to pass it down to my little brother.
I need my own fucking key to that place! Fuck!
February 2013
77 posts
cyber-gif:
I would like to thank everyone on tumblr for ignoring me
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Quitting smoking is when you’re in a relationship and all the hottie come up to you and you’re like, “Ughh, where were you before my average lover?!” Three people have offered me their PACKS of cigars. I hate that I quit smoking, but I guess it good.
satan-5-ever:
blinkpond:
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hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is...
projectpatta:
andoutcamethewolf:
how is jennifer lawrence racist i wanna know
did you see how she fell on the stairs? the position she landed in was a traditional ku klux klan pose
